1. When they’ve run out of hummus in the supermarket

2. When it’s really late at night and you realise you’re all of out of hummus, you’re running to the store like…

3. When there was a hummus shortage last year

4. Having a crap day, feeling all the emotions, then someone brings you hummus…

5. When you arrive at a party and spot an enormous platter of hummus and crudités…

6. … and later on in the night when you spot someone eating the last mouthful

7. When someone comments on the fact you had hummus at breakfast, mid-morning, snack, lunch, and now with your dinner:

8. When the organic variety is on sale at half price

9. That feeling when you pop the lid off a brand new pot

10. When there’s a by-one-get-one-free offer of hummus on in the store

11. How it feels to make your own batch of hummus and all your dinner guests say it’s the best they’ve ever had

12. You when someone has been in the communal fridge at work and helped themselves to some of your hummus without permission…

13. … And you know who it is

14. When the restaurant have run out of hummus and offer you tapenade instead

15. Your friends says they can take it or leave it, and you’re all…

16. When there’s smoked, red onion AND classic hummus available

17. How you feel with hummus in your belly

How much do you f*****g love hummus? Tell us in the comments below, and we’ll see if you can top Team TotallyVeganBuzz.

Plum Phillips

Before she’s anything, Plum Phillips is vegan (for the animals and the planet in equal measure). But when she’s not chowing down on pure plant power, she’s a writer. Her writerly background is in general wellness and lifestyle topics, but here on Totally Vegan Buzz she veganised her contributions for current affairs, humour and a bunch of quizzes.

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