QUIZ: What kind of hummus are you? | Totally Vegan Buzz
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It’s been called the vegan staple. It’s been called “spreadable joy”. It’s been called blended chickpeas, tahini, lemon juice, cumin, garlic and olive oil. It’s hummus, and it’s here to stay. But if you were a hummus, what kind would you be? Finally, now you can know for sure. Take the quiz and end your wondering.

1. Where are you most at home?
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I don't mind where I am - I'm easy, baby.
Smeared on pita bread.
At a rockin' party, in a selection of dips.
In Hell where I belong.
Somewhere exotic and mysterious.

Correct!

Wrong!

2. If you could live in any part of the world, where would you live?
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The Middle East.
In Great Britain.
In South America.
In the United States.
It matters not, for nowhere is so pure as to remain uncorrupted by my villainy.
In Africa.

Correct!

Wrong!

3. If you ran for President of the World, what would your platform be?
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Free hummus for all.
Legalize it, bro.
If you were running, I'd vote for you!
Vote for me, or don't, see if I care.
All will perish under my thumb.
Disassemble the governments, give the power back to the people. iViva la revolución!

Correct!

Wrong!

4. What kind of music do you listen to?
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Hey, I don't mind. Whatever you wanna listen to.
Jazz - the cooler, the better.
You wouldn't have heard of it, it's pretty obscure.
Anything except rap and country.
The Red Hot Chili Peppers.
The sounds of wailing and gnashing of teeth.

Correct!

Wrong!

5. What is most important to you?
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Friendship.
Family.
The planet.
Making an impression.
Ruining everything.
Challenging the status quo.

Correct!

Wrong!

6. Are you a dog person or a cat person?
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Dog person.
Cat person.
I am the Devil.

Correct!

Wrong!

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Marlon Farrugia

Marlon Farrugia is a freelance writer from Brighton. He has been a dedicated vegan for many years, and animal rights is a strong theme in much of his work. He is primarily a humorist and fiction writer, with a background in theatre and music. Visit him at marlonwrites.com.

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Marlon Farrugia is a freelance writer from Brighton. He has been a dedicated vegan for many years, and animal rights is a strong theme in much of his work. He is primarily a humorist and fiction writer, with a background in theatre and music. Visit him at marlonwrites.com.

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