10 Horrific Halloween horror stories cows would tell each other about humans – Totally Vegan Buzz
10 Horrific Halloween Horror Stories Cows Would Tell Each Other About Humans
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This Halloween kids across the world will sit around campfires and share terrifying horror stories. At this time of year we fantasise about creepy monsters, watch spooky movies and go trick-or-treating. We stretch our imaginations to create an alternative universe filled with witches, zombies and vampires.

But imagine if a group of cows were to swap spine-chilling tales to freak each other out this Halloween. They wouldn’t need make-believe ghost stories to give each other nightmares. Thanks to humans, the reality of many cows’ existences are as terrifying as it gets.

These creepy cow campfire tales about the abuse of their species are all that would be needed to send shivers down cows’ spines.

1. They’ll sew your skin into their clothes

10 Horrific Halloween Horror Stories Cows Would Tell Each Other About Humans
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2.They’ll force you to be permanently pregnant for the rest of your life

10 Horrific Halloween Horror Stories Cows Would Tell Each Other About Humans
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3. They’ll eat all of your children

10 Horrific Halloween Horror Stories Cows Would Tell Each Other About Humans
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4. They’ll lock you in a cage so small you can’t even turn around for the rest of your life

10 Horrific Halloween Horror Stories Cows Would Tell Each Other About Humans
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5. They’ll strap you to a machine to steal your children’s food until your udders bleed

10 Horrific Halloween Horror Stories Cows Would Tell Each Other About Humans
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6. They’ll breed and imprison one billion of your species

10 Horrific Halloween Horror Stories Cows Would Tell Each Other About Humans
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7. They’ll force you to be a major contributor to the destruction of the planet

10 Horrific Halloween Horror Stories Cows Would Tell Each Other About Humans
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8. They’ll eat your flesh but rename it ‘beef’ to pretend it wasn’t ever a living being

10 Horrific Halloween Horror Stories Cows Would Tell Each Other About Humans
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9. They’ll turn your milk into food, even though it’s bad for their health

10 Horrific Halloween Horror Stories Cows Would Tell Each Other About Humans
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10. In the UK they’ll even use your name as an insult

10 Horrific Halloween Horror Stories Cows Would Tell Each Other About Humans
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What do you think cows would say to humans? Leave your thoughts in the comments section below!

Published by Oli Gross

Oli’s career and personal ethical values both help shape his reporting of the diverse world of veganism. His background is in local newspaper and magazine journalism, and his work has included reporting court cases, celebrity interviews, business analysis, food and drink features and government legislation.

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